It's So Cool
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       HELLO JUMPING ONTO YOUR SCREEN NOW COMES THIS HORRIFING PARTY SCROLLER
BY INFINITY, MAGIC AND RARE.    WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU TODAY PALS.
FIRST INFINITY TAKES OVER THE KEYBOARD.      HEJ JUPE, WIENERBROED SMAGER
GODT,  ELLER SOM MASTER FATMAN SAGDE: PET SHOP BOYS MUSIK ER SOM MAN STIKKER ET
MARSVIN OP I ROEVEN OG DREJER DET RUNDT OG SYNGER SAMTIDIGT.    
FROM THE BIG GRAVE OF FYN WORDS WILL FLY THROUGH THE AIR SO EVERYBODIES FACES
TURNS COLOUR...    OKAY LETS GET SERIES AND SAY SOME FREAKY HOLY WORDS......   
SCROLL ER NOGET LORT!!!!!!!!    SIGER PROXT SAA I KAN BARE VENTE JER....
   NOW LETS GET DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS SCROLL-CRAP!!
   IN DAS MOMENT IST PROXTE-DRENG CODING ON THIS DEMO UNT NUHN MUSS ICH STUPP THIS
WICKED SCROLL.............
READ THIS   READ THIS   READ THIS   READ THIS    READ THIS
        
===== A WERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM ME -INFINITY-, PLEASE CONTACT ME FOR
MUSIC DISK SWAPPING (I DONT CARE IF THEY ARE OLD OR LAME!!), AND I ALSO
SWAP RIPPED MUSIC AS MODULES, AND EVERY THING ELSE, BUT ONLY MUSIC.
HERE IS MY ADRESS        CAVE          POSTE RESTANTE         8410 RONDE       
DENMARK (I DO NOT EITHER CARE IF YOU ARE A LAMER, BUT REMEMBER TO ENCLOSE
A LIST OF YOUR MUSIC-DISKS) =====
            
NOW FOLLOWS A LITTLE PARTY-REPORT:
   THE TIME IS NOW:00.30 IN THE NIGHT, AND WE ARE SITTING IN A ROOM TOGETHER
WITH A 64'ER GROUP CALLED "DEMOTION" AND THEY ARE ALSO HAVING A GREAT TIME TOGETHER
WITH US CAVEMEN!!!!        
THERE IS ABOUT 600 FREAKS AT THIS PARTY AND THERE IS COMING MORE....     
DRUNK AS ALWAYS THESE FUCKING SWEDES AND FINNS ARE RUNNING AROUND. BUT WE DON'T
MIND AS LONG AS THEY STAY OFF OUR BACKS.  THERE IS NOT A LOT OF ACTION AT THE MOMENT
BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT AT THIS TIME AT NIGHT.... 
                     
LETS CONTINUE THIS REPORT LATER, BECAUSE JUST NOW SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
HAS HAPPENED, INFINITY HAS GONE TO BED....   LETS DECLARE IT THE DAYS EVENT AND 
LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.....                 
NOW WILL I -INFINITY- CONTINUE THIS MAD SCROLL         
MAGIC DO NOT DARE TO WRITE ANY SCROLL IF WE ARE LOOKING AT HIM,   NOW PHALCON WILL
INTERRUPT THIS KEYBOARD.
     
YES,  PHALCON THE ALMIGHTY IS HERE.  WHILE YOUR READING THIS TEXT THEN PLEASE
NOTICE THE INCREDIBLE FONT..   I WONDER WHO MADE THAT MASTERPIECE (?????)..   
  ANYWAY, HALLO TIL ALLE DE LOKALE GUTTER......       
INFINITY JUST FREAKED OUT,  HE STARTED A BUSCUIT-FIGHT WITH THE GUYS WE'RE
SITTING WITH (DEMOTION). HE WAS OFCAUSE DOOMED TO FAIL ...   THE TABLE IS A
MESS POPCORNPACKAGES, CHIPS, BUISCUITS AND DISKS ,   I GUESS INFINITY IS TO BLAME
 ...   JEG MAA NOK HELLERE SLUTTE HER ... HIP HOP, HUMLE OG POT.... 
       
NAM NAM.....     HER ER JEG IGEN, SIKKE ALLE DE NEGATIVE TING PHALCON KAN SIGE OM MIG    
BUT LETS CONTINUE THIS SCROLLER IN ENGLISH, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY CHAOS IN THIS ROOM.  
(BUT WHO CARES?)     
IN THE MOMENT IS THE GRAPHICS COMPETITION BEING HELD,   AND WE GAVE UP TO SEE
ANY OF THE GRAPHICS THERE WAS SHOWN, BECAUSE NEARLY ALL FREAKS AT THIS PARTY 
WERE IN THE HALL WHERE IT WAS SHOWN.         
WE HAVE JUST ARRIVED, AFTER A TRIP TO ODENSE, WHERE WE GOT SOMETHING TO EAT
(PIZZA, SPAGHETTI BOLONESE, STEAK) HOW INTERESTING TO READ, EH.....    
NOW PROXTE-DRENG IS WORKING ON OUR DEMO FOR THE COMPETITION, AND HE IS SCREEEAAAAMMIINNNGG
THAT HE WANTS TEA, AND HE SAYS THAT I SHALL MAKE IT.........            
MAGIC IS SITTING NEXT TO ME AND IS QUITE DISGUESTING    (HE SPELLED TO THAT WORD!!??!!)      
THE LITTLE LAMER TO MAGIC DON'T DARE TO WRITE SCROLLER WHEN I AM SITTING HERE.
         
SUDDENTLY MAGIC RIPS THE KEYBOARD OUT OF THE LAMERS HANDS AND GIVES HIM THIS 
REPLY:  A LAMER LIKE YOU SHOULD NOT TRY TO RUIN MY FIRST SCROOL OR ????.
    
BACK TO MY FANS YOOOOO,  HOW IS IT GOING OUT THERE MY NAME IS AS MENTIONED
MAGIC. I MAKE GRAFIX FOR !!!!!! C A V E !!!!!!. I JOINED CAVE SOME MONTHS
AGO AND FIND THIS GROUP GREAT TO BE IN.  I DONT SWAP ILLEGAL STUFF BUT YOU ARE
WELLCOME TO SEND ME GRAFIX OR OTHER KIND OF LEGAL STUFF.  IF YOU WANT TO DO
THIS THEN CONTACT ME THROUGH THE DANISH POSTE RESTANTE LATER YOU WILL GET MY 
PERSONAL ADRESS SEE YOU SOON.
NOW SOME PERSONEL MESSAGES TO:
HALLO DENON OF FLASHPRODUCTION HOW IS IT GOING WITH THE GFX.  I WILL VISIT YOU IN A FEW DAYZ TIME 
BCOS I MISS MY KITARO TAPE, WHITZ I HAVENT SEEN FOR ABOUT A MONTH, WHITZ IS LONG
FOR THIS TAPE, WHITZ IS GREAT(A GOOD TIP FOR THOOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE THIS KIND
OF MUSAX WHITZ IS SYNTHIZER).
HALLO CAVE FINLAND YOUR NEW DEMOS ARE QUITE COOL. I WOULD LIKE TO SWAP WITH SANTA CLAUS COULD YOU GIVE ME HIS ADRESS
I KNOW ALL NORTHERN GUYS SWAP WITH HIM. I COULD USE ONE OR TWO CONTACTS IN
FINNLAND SOO PLEASE WRITE TO ME.
CAVE GERMANY :HALLO AND WELLCOME IN THE TEAM OF UNITED POWERS OF CAVE. I AWAIT SOME COOL STUFF FROM U TOO SO WRITE TO ME
SOON. TO ALL DANISH MEMBERS OF CAVE STAY LAME AND SAVE THE BRAIN. GOODBYE FROM MAGIC

NOW PHALCON WILL WRITE A LITTLE REPORT FROM OUR TRIP HOME FROM ODENSE (AFTER DINNER)
AFTER FINNISHING THE SUPERB DINNER AT MAMMA'S PIZZA WE STARTED TO LOOK FOR
A TAXI, BUT AFTER SEVERAL HOURS(?) OF WALKING UP AND DOWN IN CENTRUM OF ODENSE
(LOOKING AT GIRLIES, PORNOSHOPS AND OFCOURSE A TAXI, WITHOUT LUCK). WE FINALLY
FOUND A BUSSTOP WHERE BUS NR. 23 AND 24 WOULD LEAVE.  IN THE BUS INFINITY STARTED
TO TELL FUNNY STORIES ABOUT PROXT, LIKE: WHEN HE BOUGHT HIS AMIGA HE DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO FILL THE DISKDRIVE WITH.. AND HE TOOK THE NAME "JOYSTICK" LITTERALLY, AND
GAVE IT TO HIS MOTHER...  BYE THE WAY, THE INVITATION SAID THAT BUS NR.23 AND 24
WOULD BRING YOU RIGHT TO THE PARTYPLACE.. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME DEXION (I FOUND THE
LONG WALK PRETTY BORING, BUT THE PARTY IS STILL COOL)..   END OF 
BACK-FROM-CITY-TO-PARTYPLACE TEXT...PHALCON SIGNING OFF.         

OUT OF THE EVIL CENTER OF THIS FUCKING GRAVEYARD... THE GUY YOU ALL HAVE WAITED FOR
ALL NIGHT STEPS IN RARE THE BLAIRASS.... AS YOU NALL HAVE HEARD LAME IS JUST A NAME...
AND WE SHOULDN'T TAKE NAMES AND FUCKING SHIT SERIOUS. AS YOU PROPERBLY ALL HEARD
SERIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. 
  
OKAY HERE COMES MY OPINION ABOUT THIS PARTY.....               LAME!
    I'M JUST ON THE WAY TO BORE MY ASS OFF.... REMEMBER THIS "KIDS" TO
MUCH CONTROL DESTROYS THE PLEASURE. 
       
OKAY ALL THE BIG DUDES ARE HERE. BUT ARE THEY REALLY THAT BIG. ISN'T IT 
MASSES OF STUPIDITY TO GET PISSED AND RUN ROUND LIKE NERDIES ON SUCH A
PARTY. IS SUCH A PARTY FOR SAUFING. NO - BE OBJECTIVE, BE RELATIVE AND BE LOCOMOTIVE.

ALL THOSE OPINONS ARE RARES AND MAY NOT BE THE GROUPS. 

HERE COMES A LITTLE POEM FOR ALL THE GERMIES ON THIS PARTY -----------
   
WENN ONKEL HELMUT KOMMT ZU MIR,   ER IMMER MACHT MIR WIE EIN TIER,  
WENN ONKEL HELMUT KOMMT ZU TEE,   ES IMMER TUT SO WEH SO WEH.
    
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WERE FLYING BOYS..... LETS CONTINUE WITH SOME OTHER CRAP ---
HERE IS A LITTLE VIEW OF THE SCENE AT THE MOMENT. IT IS COMPLETE
CHAOS... OLD GROUPS ARE BREAKING UP AND NEW ONES ARE REBELING....
MAYBE IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN THAT WAY, BUT KNOW ITS FEELED.... BECAUSE
THE SCENE HAS BECOME SO HURTFULL. OKAY LETS CHANGE SOME THINGS NOW....
LETS REMOVE PROFESIONALITY, GET FREAX BACK... GET A NEW STRUCTURE.
MAYBE THIS CHANGE IS POSITIVE IN THIS WAY.......

RARE I STILL WRITING BUT NOT FOR LONG FOR HERE TAKES ZOONIE OVER.
 
HELLO THIS IS ZOONIE WRITING IN THIS GREAT DEMO FROM THE GREAT GROUP
CALLED CAVE.  IM AT THE DEXION COPY PARTY IN ODENSE ITS REAL BORING
BUT WHO CARES?? THE TIME IS NOW 1.30 FRIDAY MORNING AND THERE IS THREE
AND A HALF HOUR TO THE DEADLINE SO ALL ARE WORKING ON THEIR DEMOS..
THATS ALL FOR NOW SEE YOU!!  



 



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THE GREETINGS ARE GOING TO:

  ABANDON, ABASE, ABNORMAL, ACCESSION,
     ACU, ADEPT, ADVANCE, ADVENTURE,
   AEON, ALCATRAZ, ALIENATION, ALIVE,
  ALPHA FLIGHT, ALTAIR, AMAZE, ANARCHY,
    ANGELS&GENESIS&DEFJAM,ANIMATORS,
     ANTHROX, AOFCF, APEX, ARCANE,
   ARCTIC TEAM, ARMADA, ARTCH, ASSIX,
     AVOID INT, BALANCE, BASTARDS,
 BASTARDS KGB, BETA 5, BEYOND 2000, BIC,
     BIONIC, BLACK MONKS, BLASTERS,
     BLOCKBUSTERS, BRAINSTORM, BUG,
 BYTE BUSTERS, CARTEL, CELESTE, CELTIC,
   CHROMANCE, CINEFEX DESIGNS, CLASS,
 CLASSIC,  CLONES, COAST 1990, CONTRAST
   CPS, CROME, CRUEL CRIME, CRIONICS,
 CRUSADERS, CRYPT, CRYPTOBURNERS, CULT,
CYBORG, POWER SYSTEMS, CYCLAN, CYCLONE,
    CYCRON, CYTAX, D MOB, DARKNESS,
      DE LOREAN, DECAY, DELICIOUS,
     DESASTER AREA, DEVILS, DEXION,
    DICTATORS, DIRECT, DISKNET, DOOM,
D-TECT, DUAL CREW, DUPLEX, DV8, ECSTASY,
     ELITE INC, END OF CENTURY 1999,
EDGE, ENSIGNIA, ESA, EUPHORIA, EXCEL UK,
   EXCESS, EXTASE, EXTREME, FACTOR 4,
    FANTASY, FLASH PRODUCTION, FORCE,
      FRAXION, FULL FORCE, GENTRY,
   HELLRAISER, HORIZON, HYPNOSIS, IBB,
  ILLUSION, IMAGE, IMP 666, IMPACT INC,
    INFINITY, IT, KATHARSIS, KEFRENS,
   KLINIK, LEVEL 4, LUNACY, LYSANXIA,
   MAGNETIC FIELDS, MANTRONIX, MAYHEM,
 MEGAPOWERS, MIDNIGHTSUN, MINDBLASTERS,
    MIRACLE, MODESTY, MSC, MUTE 101,
 NAPALM, NASH, NETWORK, NEUTRON DANCE,
 NICK, NO LIMITS, NORTHSTAR, NOVA INC.,
   NUKEBUSTERS, OMICRON, ONYX, PANIC,
PARADOX, PHANTERS, PHAZE 101, PHENOMENA,
 POSSESSED, POWERLORDS, PROLOGIC, PRONG,
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RAF, RAZOR, REAKTOR, REBELLIONS, REBELS,
 RED SECTOR&TRISTAR, RELAX, REVOLUTION,
   RIGOR MORT0IS, ROYAL AMIGA FORCE,
   SAVAGE, SCOOPEX, SCOPE, SCORPIONS,
      SECTOR 4, SECURITATE INC.,
     SEVEN UP 1995, SKID ROW, SOS,
    SPACE BALLS, SPECTRAL, SPECTRE,
   SPEED BIRD, SPREADPOINT, SQUELCH,
  STACK 89, STATIC BYTES, STRANGERS,
  SUBWAY, SUPPLEX, SUPREME, SYNERGY,
   SYNTAX ERROR, SYSTEM 5, TEAM X,
   TECHNOTRONIC, TELADON, TETRAGON,
    THALYSIS, THE BEAST, THE GANG,
  THE GIANTS, THE HITCHER, THE LINK,
    THE MINDKILLERS, THE PERFECTS,
    THE RIPP MASTERS, THE SILENTS,
   THE TROOPS, THE UNTOUCHABLES, THR,
THRILL, TREACL, TRIAD, TRIPLEX, TRIUMPH,
  TRONIX, TROON, UNDERWORLD, VALHALLA,
  VERTIGO,  VISION, WARLOCKS, WIZZCAT,
     WONDERS, X BEAT, YES, ZELNIK,
    ZERO DEFECTS, ZEUS, ZOMBIE BOYS

  AND TO THOSE WE MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN!
       (THIS IS "ONLY" A 99% LIST).

   CREDITS FOR "IT'S SO COOL" COMING UP...    * CODING AND FONTS BY PROXT *     * MUSIC BY TRONIC *     * LOGOS BY THUNDERBOY *     * ADDITIONAL GFX BY PHALCON *    * SOME GFX BY TEMET *         PRESS RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO MAKE THIS SCROLL A LITTLE MORE READABLE....                     RELEASEDATE IS: 1991-01-14 (BCOZ OF THE DELAY...               NOW I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE SOMETHING FROM THE BACK OF A BOOK I HAVE.       NOW THERE'S A WHOLE PLANET OF THEM, WAITING...          RIPLEY IS GOING BACK...    THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THE TERROR THAT STRUCK HER SPACE COMRADES YEARS AGO, SHE NOW STEELS HERSELF TO HELP LEAD AN EXPEDITION TO THE HELL SHE ONCE ESCAPED.    FOR ON A PLANET FAR FROM EARTH, ALIEN BEINGS SWARM, HUNGRY FOR THE HUMAN FACE, READY TO MAKE THE HUMAN RACE THEIR LIVING NESTING GROUND.    HERE WAITS THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE OF -- ALIEN --, HUNDREDS OF TIMES STRONGER, MORE INSIDIOUS, AND PRACTICALLY INVISIBLE.    HERE RIPLEY MUST RE-ENTER A WORLD OF SUDDEN, UNSPEAKABLE HORROR...    ONE THAT ATTACKS WITHOUT WARNING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!           --- ALIENS ---     IS A VERY GOOD MOVIE.    IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE TO GET THE BOOK IN AN ENGLISH NOVELIZATION BY ALAN DEAN FOSTER, BASED ON THE SCREENPLAY BY JAMES CAMERON! BUY IT AT YOUR LOCAL IMPORTSHOP (IN DENMARK: "FANTASK").....       SIGNED: PROXT!                          e