WELCOME! þ TO WATCH A NEW DEMO CALLED "16-BIT DREAM" (A REALLY STUPID NAME!) FROM TOTALLY AWESOME FIST! UNLIMITED!!! ALL CODING IN THIS DEMO (EXCEPT THE SOUNDTRACKER-PLAYROUTINE) WAS DONE BY  * TEEME * þ  ALL GRAPHIX INCLUDING THIS FONT ALSO BY TEEME (ME!) ...  THE MUSIC WAS COMPOSED BY   * HANE! * þ AND THIS TEXT WAS TYPED IN BY TEEME.   \\\\\      AT THE FIRST I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DEMO...    THIS IS THE FIRST DEMO I HAVE EVER CODED ON ANY COMPUTER,SO IT MIGHT SEEM TO BE A LITTLE BIT LAME.     IF YOU THINK THOSE BLOODY SPRITES BOUNCING AROUND IN YOUR SCREEN ARE TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE,JUST PRESS THE LEFT MOUSE-BUTTON TO CHANGE THE SCREEN OR THE RIGHT ONE TO LEAVE THIS DEMO.         I'M WONDERING IF THERE ARE SOME GUYS,WHO HAVE NEVER HEARD EVEN A WORD ABOUT   *abcd*  þ    THAT'S WHY I'LL GIVE YOU SOME INFO ABOUT US.   OUR OFFICIAL NAME IS * FIST! UNLIMITED *,WHICH CAN BE SHORTEN IN MANY WAYS LIKE: * FIST! ULTD * FIST! * FIST * ETC.... THERE ARE TWO MEMBERS IN OUR MIGHTY TEAM: ME(TEEME) AND HANE.  WE AREN'T SOME NEW LOSER GROUP; abcd WAS FOUNDED ALREADY IN THE END OF 1986! WE STARTED WITH SOME SIXTY-FOURIE DEMOS LIKE THE FAMOUS(?!?) "MOONLIGHT MESSAGE 1 & 2","WHAT,ME WORRY?" AND "TOUCH OF FIST".   IN OUR 64-DAYS HANE CODED ALL OUR PRODUCTIONS AND I WAS JUST A GRAPHIX-DESIGNER. CODING THE 6510 REALLY WASN'T ANYTHING I WAS GOOD IN.   WHEN I GOT AN AMIGA I DECIDED TO TRY THE MC68000-PROGRAMMING......  AS YOU SEE I SUCCEEDED BETTER IN THE 32/16-BIT ENVIRONMENT.     TODAY abcd IS WORKING ONLY ON THE BEST: ON THE AMIGA!     I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND THOSE ONES WHO ARE USING SOME FUCKING ATARI ST,PC-CLONE OR WHO KNOWS WHAT BLOODY SHIT!   ONLY ONE CAN BE THE BEST! (FUCK THE REST!)       NOWADAYS WE ARE A REAL DYNAMIC DUO; WE BOTH ARE CODING THIS POWERFUL COMPUTER AND HANE IS SPECIALIZED IN SOUNDTRACKING WHILE ALL KIND OF GRAPHIX ARE MY SPECIALITY....  I HOPE YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE AND HEAR JUST NOW!!!   IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANYTHING IN THIS PIECE OF CODE,THERE MUST BE SOMETHING BADLY WRONG INSIDE YOUR HEAD!      ANYWAY,WE'LL PRODUCE SOME MORE DEMOS ON THE AMIGA IN THE FUTURE.   IN FACT,HANE IS CODING A NEW DEMO AT THE MOMENT.  I HAVE SEEN SOME PARTS OF IT AND I THINK IT'S PRETTY COOL.  HANE SAYS HE HAD HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH HIS NEW BLITTER-ROUTINE,SO HIS DEMO WILL COME OUT A LITTLE BIT LATE.   \\\     \\\       ONE THING JUST ENTERED MY MIND; I FORGOT TO TELL YOU HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US !!  I WON'T GIVE YOU HANE'S ADDRESS BECAUSE HE IS ALREADY NOW TROUBLED BY THOUSANDS OF LAMERS,BUT MY ADDRESS IS ABOUT TO SCROLL IN THE FRONT OF YOUR EYES.     TO CONTACT TEEME OF * FIST! UNLIMITED *  WRITE TO:   TERO LEHTONEN / PORMESTARINKATU 7C 65 / 20750 TURKU / FINLAND   \\\ (YOU WON'T GET MY PHONENUMBER!)    ALL LETTERS ANSWERED! (PERHAPS!)    BIG NOTE1: þMY ADDRESS WILL ALTER IN A FEW MONTHS SO SEND YOUR LETTERS SOON! (BEFORE THE MAY OF 1989)     BIG NOTE2: þ  NO LAMERS! þ  I CAN RECOGNIZE A LAMER-LOSER-ASSHOLE EASILY!   IF YOU WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS: " HI! MY NAME IS JANI K.........[. I BELONG TO THE WORLD FAMOUS CWRQZX-TEAM. WOULD YOU TEACH ME SOME MACHINE-CODE ? HOW CAN I CREATE DEMOS ON THE BASIC ? WHICH ONE IS BETTER: TURBO-C OR TURBO-LOGO ? YOU MUST TEACH ME THE AMIGA ASSEMBLY-LANGUAGE,ALTHOUGH MY IQ IS BELOW ZERO AND I CAN'T READ! ",I REALLY WON'T ANSWER YOU!  BUT I'LL FIND YOUR ADDRESS FROM MY TACTICAL OPERATION MAP AND ONE DAY WE'LL RAID YOUR HOUSE BLASTING SKY HIGH ALL LAMERS WE CAN FIND!!!     OR MAYBE WE'LL ASK DREDD OF F4 TO VISIT YOU... HE IS A REAL AIRBORNE RANGER AND IS ABLE TO HANDLE ALL KIND OF LAMERS WITH HIS M-203 ASSAULT RIFLE....   "BEING A LAMER IS A DISEASE,MEET THE CURE: 5.6MM 'DUM DUM'-BULLET!"  <<< NICE POEM,ISN'T IT?    \\\    BY THE WAY,OUR HOME TOWN,TURKU,IS A BIT STRANGE PLACE; THERE ARE 163,000 INHABITANTS,MILLIONS(!?!??) OF LAMERS BUT ONLY TWO GOOD GROUPS IN THE WHOLE TOWN!  THE OTHER GROUP IS    abcd   þ (OF COURSE!) AND THE ANOTHER ONE IS   MAD LTD. þ   SOME MONTHS AGO THERE WAS ALSO A GROUP CALLED "FANTASTIC FOUR" IN TURKU,BUT THAT TEAM IS DEAD,I THINK.  THEIR SIXTY-FOURIE-CODER (GEDD) SOLD HIS OLD GOOD CBM-64 AND BOUGHT AN AT-CLONE. DREDD OF F4 MADE A MORE INTELLIGENT DECISION; HE BOUGHT AN AMIGA (ON THE SAME DAY AS I DID) BUT HE SEEMS TO BE INTERESTED IN DRINKING AND SHOOTING INSTEAD OF CODING.  ********  SOME MORE WORDS ABOUT THIS DEMO: I STARTED TO CODE IT ALREADY IN THE AUTUMN OF 1988 BUT I'M ABLE TO PUBLISH IT ONLY NOW.  I HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH AMIGA'S INTERRUPT- AND MULTITASKING-SYSTEMS,BUT THE MAIN REASON FOR SUCH A DELAY IN FINISHING THIS DEMO WAS THE %$\&\ SCHOOL TAKING ALL MY TIME!   THE EASIEST PART TO CREATE IN THIS INTRO WAS PERHAPS THE SCROLLER.  IT TOOK ONLY ONE DAY TO MAKE IT TO WORK.   I WOULD SAY IT'S QUITE A SHORT TIME,BECAUSE I HAD NEVER BEFORE MADE ANY KIND OF SCROLLER ON ANY COMPUTER!   THE HARDEST TASK WAS READING THE RIGHT MOUSE-BUTTON!      ONLY AFTER STUDYING THE "HARDWARE REFERENCE MANUAL" FOR HOURS AND TRYING SEVERAL ADDRESSES AND BITS DID I FIND THE REGISTER CONTAINING THE STATUS OF THE RIGHT MOUSE-BUTTON.  \\\\\\\\\  WELL,MAYBE I SHOULD SEND SOME GREETINGS NOW ? WE DON'T HAVE MANY CONTACTS,SO I'LL JUST GREET SOME GREAT FINNISH GROUPS I HAVE HEARD ABOUT: * FINNISH GOLD * X-MEN * BYTERAPERS,INC. * STACK * DDG * THE BEAGLE BOYS *......   MY PERSONAL REGARDS ARE GOING TO: * THE MAD LTD. (VADER & ZAZAR) * ... AND OF COURSE TO HANE!    ALSO GREETINGS TO ALL WHO HAVE SUPPLIED US PLENTY OF COOL STUFF (FOR EXAMPLE * DESTINY *).   HANE TOLD ME SOME WEEKS AGO THAT abcd BELONGS TO SOME X-BEAT. I DON'T QUITE KNOW IF WE BELONG TO IT AND WHAT IT IS. SOMEBODY SHOULD GIVE ME SOME INFORMATION ABOUT THIS THING. ANYWAY,I SEND HELLOS TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE X-BEAT (IF THERE EXISTS ANY X-BEAT!) ... AND OF COURSE HELLOS TO EVERYBODY WORKING ON THIS MIGHTY COMPUTER! \\\ AND THANX TO THE COMMODORE-AMIGA,INC. FOR DEVELOPING THE AMIGA!  ALSO THANX TO DAVID JOINER & MICROILLUSIONS FOR CREATING "THE FAERY TALE ADVENTURE",ONE OF THE BEST GAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN!  SOMEONE SHOULD SEND ME "THE LAND OF LEGENDS" OR "TIMES OF LORE" OR SOME ELSE GOOD RPG,BECAUSE I SOLVED "THE FAERY TALE" FOR SOME MONTHS AGO (WITH MY BROTHER'S HELP).    A GAME THAT I AM REALLY WAITING FOR IS THE >>GUNSHIP<<þ . ALREADY THE 64-VERSION OF THIS GAME WAS BETTER THAN ANY GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED. INCLUDING ALL MY AMIGA-GAMES.   SO,IF YOU GET THE AMIGA-VERSION OF THIS AWESOME SIMULATOR,SEND IT TO ME AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!   AS WELL AS ANY OTHER MICROPROSE-PRODUCTION!    \\\\\\         AAARGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE INTO THIS SCROLLIE!  WRITING SCROLL-TEXTS HAS ALWAYS BEEN A TOUGH TASK!   THAT'S WHY ALL THE SCROLLS OF OUR 64-DEMOS MAINLY CONTAINED PURE BULLSHIT!     ++++++++++++       \\\\\\\\\\\\\\    ATTENTION!  I THINK YOU'VE SEEN THE ARTICLE ABOUT NEW VERSION OF THE MC68000 IN "THE AMIGA WORLD"  PLEASE! LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE ABLE TO SUPPLY ME ONE (IN A LOW PRICE,OF COURSE!) ... YEAH! 14.3MHZ,ISN'T IT REAL POWER!     ---------           WELL,I THINK IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS BULLSHITTING....     YEP. THE SCROLL-TEXT IS ENDING!      I'LL BE BACK WITH A NEW DEMO IN ... LET'S SAY 1-10(!!) MONTHS!  I CAN ALREADY NOW SAY THAT AT LEAST GRAPHIX OF THAT DEMO WILL BE MUCH BETTER THAN GRAPHIX OF THIS ONE.  I HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED THIS "16-BIT DREAM"... ......   GOOD BYE þ     @1989abcd þ