ccccc             a PRESENTS ANOTHER LITTLE SHITTY PART OF THIS MEGADEMO.
 THIS LITTLE PILE OF BITS WAS ASSEMBLED BY THE EVER OMNIPOTENT SKYWIZE (NO
GUESSING, IT'S ME TYPING). AND MUSIC CAREFULLY ARRANGED BY OUR HARD WORKING
MUSICIAN, HURRICANE! MORE ABOUT THE GRAPHICS LATER. FIRST I WISH TO POINT
OUT THAT THE MEANING WITH THIS SIMPLE LITTLE DEMO IS TO FILL OUT THE DISK
SINCE THE PICCY AND THE MUSIC TAKES UP A HORRIBLE AMOUNT OF BYTES. QUANTITY
INSTEAD OF QUALITY? I HAVE YET TO LEARN THAT EXPRESSION!               ccc
          THE PICCY BY THE WAY WAS TAKEN FROM A DISK WITH DIGITIZED PAINTINGS
BY THE MASTER, BORIS VALEJO.  THE UPPER, TRANSPARENT FONT WAS PIXELLED BY
STRIKER AND THE LOWER (READ: NOT LESSER) FONT BY ME.     I THOUGT THIS
DEMO WOULD BE A GOOD ONE TO WRITE SOME FUNNY TEXT TO SINCE THE SCROLL
IS'NT JUMPING, SLITHERING, CRAWLING OR SOMETHING OTHER THAT MAKES IT HARD
TO READ. BUT WHAT TO WRITE? DOES THAT MATTER? DOES ANYONE REALLY READS
ALL THE FUCKING METERS OF SCROLL THAT'S RELEASED EVERY DAY? DOES THAT
MATTER?   WHO CARES?      a c a c a c a c a c a    (!)   AT LEAST I'M
WRITING IN ENGLISH WICH SEEMS TO BE A BIT ABOVE SOME OF THE FOREIGN
(READ GERMAN) GROUPS. WHO CARES IF THE ENGLISH IS'NT THAT GOOD. EVERYONE
CAN'T BE THE BEST.   NOT EVEN US.      BUT I MUST SAY THAT SHORT PIECES
OF TEXT IN OTHER LANGUAGES ARE JUST FUNNY.   COMO TE ILLAMA? ME ILLAMO
 SKYWIZE.   QUELLE HEURE ET IL?      ZWEI BERGSFHURER UNT DREI ENGLANDER
 AUS DER TOT GESTURT. SAUERKRAUT UNT LETHERHOSEN.  TUTTI VAN FRUTTI.
  JAMBO JAMBO.  NUNC EST BIBENDUM. VINO EST VERITA.  PERESTROJKA RUSSKI
TRUSSKI, DA, DA,   DANMARK ER ET DEJLIGT LAEND.   N0RGE ER SLIKT IKKE
 LIKA MORSOMT.  TACKA VET JAG SVERIGE, HEJA OSS! VI AR BAST! JAG OCKSA!
   AFTER THIS LITTLE TRIP OUT IN INTERLANGUA I'LL RETURN TO THE LANGUGE
WICH AFTER ALL IS THE MOST COMMONLY USED. IN ANOTHER DEMO ON THIS
DISK (THE ONE WITH THE WALKING COMMODORE SIGN) THE SCROLL IS QUITE FUNNY.
 IF YOU HAVE'T READ IT THEN DO. IF YOU THINK CONSUMING LARGE AMOUNTS
OF ALCOHOL IS STUPID AND ONLY SLACKENS THE INTELLECT THEN YOU'D BETTER
NOT READ IT.  ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOURE QUITE NORMAL AND THINK THAT
 THE CONSUMING OF ALCOHOL IS QUITE FUNNY AND SEE IT AS NICE WAY TO
SPEND AM EVENING OR A WEEK OR SO I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT, THOUGH IT CAN
QUITE HARD TO READ TOWARDS THE END. AND I FIRMLY NOT ADVISE ANYONE TO
THROW OLD DISKDRIVES OUT OF WINDOWS SINCE THAT CAN BE QUITE EMBARASSING.
  cccc      BUT DISKDRIVES IS OFCOURSE NOTHING AGAINST THE RITUAL
SLAUGHTER OF AN ABC-80 WICH TRIAD PERFORMED ON THE KARLSTAD PARTY A WHILE
BACK. I REALLY THINK TRIAD ARE QUITE COOL EVEN IF THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING
USEFUL AND ALWAYS ARE BLIND DRUNK AT MEETINGS. I LIKE THEIR STYLE!
 IN ABOUT ONE MONTH THE SCHOOL WILL END FOR SUMMER (SCHOOLS OUT FOR
SUMMER, SCHOOLS OUT FOR EVER! (IT IS'NT, BUT IT'S A NICE SONG ANYWAY)) AND
BOY AM I GOING TO DRINK, I'LL TRY BE DRUNK THE WHOLE LAST WEEK IN SCHOOL!
 I REMEMBER THE LAST ENDING OF THE SHOOL. OUR CLASS WAS ASSEMBLED FOR A
 LITTLE BREAKFAST OUT IN THE NATURE. I DRANK ONE AND A HALF BOTTLE OF
WINE AND WAS QUITE HAPPY. LATER I STOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOOTBALL
 FIELD OUTSIDE OUR SCHOOL SINGING LOUDLY, HUMMING WHERE I HAD FORGOTTEN
THE LYRICS. QUITE EMBARASSING REALLY. BUT FUN!  THE ONLY STUPID THING
WAS THAT I GOT AN HUNGOVER LATER THE SAME DAY! BUT I HAPPILY DRANK SOME
 MORE AND WAS JUST FIT FOR FIGHT FOR THE EVENING!    THAT'S HOW YOU
CELEBRATE THE ENDING OF THE FUCKING SCHOOL!
   cccccccccccccccc   WHAT AM I TO DISCUSS NOW? THE UNDERLYING STRUCTURE
OF REALITY? (?)   NAH, NO FUN.    I BETTER TELL YOU ABOUT OUR LITTLE
INTERNAL MEETING A COPULE OF WEEKS AGO WHERE WE UNSUCESSFULLY TRIED TO
COMPELETE THIS MEGADEMO. HIHAT, HURRICANE AND ME(SKYWIZE!) STARTED FROM
 STOCKHOLM AND AFTER A BORING TRAINTRIP FINALLY GOT TO A CITY CALLED
'VAXSJO' WICH WE TOUGHT WAS AS FAR AWAY AS YOU COULD POSSIBLY COME, WICH
OFCOURSE, WAS UNTRUE. AT THE STATION WE WERE FETCHED BY EXACTOR AND
FINALLY WE ARRIVED AT THE LITTLE VILLAGE OF 'ROTTNE' WHERE HALF OF
THE LINK HAVE THE MISFORTUNE TO LIVE. SO THERE WE MET STRIKER, LURRKY AND
 VULTURE, HAWK WAS UNORTUNATELY IN LONDON BY THAT TIME. THEY HAD RENTED
SOME SORT OF CLUBHOUSE AND THERE WE SETTLED DOWN. A LOT OF LOCAL
PEOPLE RAN AROUND THE PLACE AND SOMETIMES IT WAS QUITE A PARTY GOING ON.
 VULTURE MANAGED TO GET DRUNK AND WIGGLED AROUND TELLING EVERYONE
HOW DRUNK HE WAS. LATER IN THE NIGHT SOME PEASANTS BURST INTO THE
 HOUSE, APPAREMTLY LED BY SOMEONE CALLED 'THE MONKEY'(?). THE PEASANTS,
 BLIND DRUNK, SHOUTED AND GENERALLY BEHAVED IN A VERY UNCIVILICED
MANNER, PUTTING DISK INTO THE DRIVES UPSIDE DOWN AND SO ON. FINALLY
THEY LEFT AND WE COULD BREATH THE AIR AGAIN (THEY SMELLED!). WELL,
 THE SECOND NIGHT WE THOUGHT WE SHOULD KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED SO THAT
ANY UNINVITED WOULD HAVE A HARD TIME ENTERING. THEY HAD. AFTER A WHILE
APPARENTLY EVERY YOUNGSTER FORM THE SURROUNDING COUNTRYSIDE HAD
GATHERED OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE AND FEVERISHLY TRIED TO GET INSIDE IT.
THEY BANGED AT THE WALLS, KICKED AT THE DOOR AND HIT THE WINDOWS. THEY
EVEN TRIED CHARM 'AARNE, JAG MOSTE KIISSA!'. VERY CHARMING. FINALLY
THEY GAVE UP AND RETURNED TO THEIR FARMS. AS I SAID, WE DIDN'T COMPELETE
THE MEGADEMO, BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME ANYWAY.   
NOW THEN, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
		  BOOKS MAYBE!   RIGHT NOW I'M READING THE FIRST BOOK
IN THE MAGICIAN SERIES BY RAYMOND E. FEIST, AND IT'S QUITE GOOD. A
ALSO READ A BOOK CALLED 'FARIE TALE' BY HIM AND THAT ONE IS REALLY GOD!
 TRY TO READ IT SOMETIME!   IF YOU WANT TO READ SOMETHING REALLY
FUNNY THEN YOU MUST TRY THE DISCWORLD SERIES BY TERRY PRATCHETT.
THEY'RE CALLED: 'THE COLOUR OF MAGIC','THE COLOUR FANTASTIC','EQUAL RITES'
 AND 'MORT'. TRY TO GET THEM! THEY'RE ABSOULUTELY FILLED WITH FUNNY
 ADVENTURES, MADCAP PERSONS AND TWISTED LOGIC! THE STYLE IS SOMEWHAT
 REMISCENT OF THE HITCHHIHERS GUIDE TO GALAXY BOOKS, BUT I THINK
 THEY'RE EVEN MORE FUNNY.
 TERRY PRATCHETT ALSO WROTE 'STRATA' AND
'THE DARK SIDE OF THE SUN' BUT THEY'RE PLAIN SCIENCE FICTION EVEN IF
YOU ALSO THERE CAN FIND SOME OF THE WITTY HUMOUR FOUND IN THE OTHER BOOKS.
    cccccccccccc   NAH, I THINK I'LL GO AND WATCH THE TELLY FOR
 A WHILE, SEE YA!                  bbbbb         BLAH! THAT WASN'T MUCH
FUN AT ALL!  YOU SEE, SWEDISH TELEVISION IS SO FUCKING BORING! TWO
CHANNELS AND BOTH WITHOUT ADVERSIMENTS. THAT ENSURES THAT THE SWEDISH
TELEVISION NEVER HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ANY GOD PROGRAMS. TOUGH LUCK.
          HEY, WHAT IS THIS?  WHAT IS THE FUCKING MEANING WITH EVERYTHING?
  I REALLY CAN'T SEE WHAT IS SO FUN BY ILLEGALLY COPYING SOFTWARE, BANDING
TOGETHER IN 'GROUPS' AND CALLING EACHOTHER BY FUNNY NAMES? IS THAT SENSIBLE?
 IS IT?     DOES ANYONE CARE?  AM I TALKING BULLSHIT?  IF I AM, DOES IT
MATTER?       WHO THE FUCK CARES!   aaaaaaaaaaaaa  I'M CURRENTLY
LISTENING TO A SONG CALLED 'CLAP YOUR HANDS FOR MICHAEL GORBATJEV' OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.   IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED.   WOW, NOW THE TUNE
CHANGED, IT'S POPCORN!  BY THE MASTER!   DODODODODODODODODODOODODODODODODOO.
 AND SO ON.  BABBABBBABBABBABAB UNTSOVEITER.    I'M BEGINNING TO GET
A BIT TIRED, I'D BETTER SAVE THIS AMD GO TO BED. NO USE TO WRITE LONG SCROLLS.
 HARD TO CRUNCH.         acacacacacacacac   WELL, SEE YOU SOMETIME!
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