Garfield'O'Akbar
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GARFIELD O AKBAR           # WIZZ AND NEVADA KID #  NOW HAS THE HONOUR OF PRESENTING OUR ALMOST VERY FIRST COOPERATION DEMO      OUR FIRST ATTEMPT ON THIS WAS 4 YEARS AGO ON THE 64 AND I WOULDN'T SAY IT WAS VERY COOL $$$           BUT ANYWAY, THIS IS HARDLY THE APPROPRIATE TIME FOR NOSTALGIC MEMORIES SO LET'S GET ON WITH IT...         THIS IS THE BORING PART OF EVERY DEMO, BUT NOBODY LEAVES IT OUT, AND WE'RE NO EXCEPTION.       THE FAMILIAR CAT YOU SEE TO THE RIGHT OF THIS SCROLL WAS UPGRADED INTO THE WORLD OF ANIMATIONS BY # NEVADA KID #        THE CODING WAS DONE BY # WIZZ #           THE CHARSET BELOW WAS  $ RIPPED $ FROM THE WEIRD GAME 'BALLISTIX' FROM PSYGNOSIS             THE MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO (HOPEFULLY) WAS CREATED BY  # NEVADA KID #                    SOME VERY FEW HELLOS TO:    HAGAR, KAZE AND TSN      SOME MORE TO:  JEKYL, THE BROTHERS BACH, AND THE FREAQUE JENS                      $  END OF LINE  $


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GARFIELD O AKBAR                 TURN YOUR HEAD FROM MECCA AND LOOK AT THIS                     WHAT A PURE WASTE OF VALUABLE TIME AND ISLAMIC GLOCES                          LET US START BY INTRODUCING OUR VERY SPECIAL   DO IT YOURSELF DEMO KIT         REQUIRED MATERIALS ARE AS FOLLOWS              FIRST YOU VISIT YOUR LOCAL STORE AND BUY A GOOD SUPPLY OF COKE   COCA COLA  THAT IS       LESS THAN 16 LITRES WONT DO       ANOTHER WISE THING WOULD BE TO BUY ATLEAST 24 PIZZAS OF VARIOUS FLAVOURS AND SHOULD YOU BE ADDICTED TO THAT KIND OF THING   LESS THAN 50 CIGARETTES WONT KEEP YOU ALIVE                  HAVING DONE THAT YOU HAVE TO GET A HOLD ON THE FOLLOWING NECCESSITIES     STEAL IT IF YOU HAVE TO             2 AMIGAS     MINIMUM 1MB OF MEMORY     3 TAPE RECORDERS    NO  NOT FOR PLAYING OLD 64 GAMES         1 DIGITAL SOUND SAMPLER             2 MIKES     MICROPHONES FOR THE COMMON MAN                     2 TV SETS OR MONITORS             4 REMOTE CONTROLS                 2 VCRS                     1 MICROWAVE OVEN                     AND CONTACT YOUR LOCAL DEALER FOR THE FOLLOWING SOFTWARE                         1 DELUXE PAINT III                1 SEKA ASSEMBLER                1 AUDIOMASTER II                    12 SOUND TRACKER DISKS                                        AND NOW   FINALLY    YOU ARE READY TO SIT DOWN AND TYPE IN A SUM OF 18000 BYTES OF SOURCECODE FROM SCRATCH      NO SOURCE SWAPPING HERE                          YOUR RESULT MAY WARY FROM THIS  AS A MATTER OF FACT  I HOPE IT WILL    BUT JUST FOR YOUR INSPIRATION   HERE IS WHAT YOU SEE            1 CAT      THE CAT HAS THE ABILITY OF MAKING THE FOLLOWING MOVES                FOOT TAPPING              FINGER TAPPING                        EYE BLINKING                        TAIL WRIGGLING                    WHISKERS ARE ABLE TO WAVE                   2 SCROLLS  ONE WHICH YOU ARE READING IS MADE AFTER A HORIZONTAL MATHEMATICAL FUNCTION      THE OTHER IS BEING CALCULATED AFTER A VERTICAL SINE WAVE                                  AND OUR SURPRISE ATTACK       1 WIZARD       PRESS THE RIGHT BUTTON AND SEE IF YOU ARE LUCKY TO FIND HIM                          1 RAY TRAZE ROUTINE    BEING CALCULATED FROM 64000 LIGHT RAYS ON A GLASS BALL CURRENTLY BEING DISPLAYED IN 600 TIMES 400 PIXELS IN 7 BITPLANES   LOOK OUT FOR THE COOL IMAGE IN THE REAR JOYSTICK BUFFER                                                               AND NOW ONTO AN INTERESTING PHENOMENA             A FEW DAYS AGO    TO BE PRECISE AT   12 SECS 34 MINUTES PAST 5  ON THE 6TH DAY OF THE 7TH MONTH IN THE YEAR 89       FOR THE SLOW     12 34 5 6 7 89        WEIRD EH                                                       MAY WE ALSO REMIND YOU THAT THIS DEMO IS RUNNING PERFECTLY ON A KICKSTART V3       A RARE SIGHT          RIGHT DDC                                                           ANYWAY    AS THE TIME IS WAY PAST 3 AM AND THE INSPIRATION IS GETTING SHORT    NEVADA KID   AND I   WIZZ   WILL END THIS TEXT WITH AN INTELLIGENT WORD AND AN ADRESS        BYE    AND WRITE TO      BRIAN HANSEN     SAXOVEJ 24     DK 5210 ODENSE NV