PRESENTS
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THE ACME 1991
SLIDESHOW
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PD-DISTRIBUTORS
NEED PERMISSION
FROM THE ACME HQ
TO SELL THIS SHOW
LILLVAGEN 10
19440 UPPL. VAESBY
SWEDEN
Maze's Intro to the Acme 1991 Slideshow
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AIRBRUSH MITHRANDIR
APACHE AIRBRUSH
CUTE MITHRANDIR
DEATHVALLEY MITHRANDIR
DESWENTURADO MITHRANDIR
DRAGONS OF FLAMES MITHRANDIR
FACES MITHRANDIR
FRIENDSHIP MITHRANDIR
I.C.E COVER 4 AIRBRUSH
MY WET DREAM MITHRANDIR
NEWSFLASH COVER 7 MITHRANDIR
NEWSFLASH TITLE MITHRANDIR
NINJA CHARLIE
PALLADIN OF LIGHT CARNAIL
PREDATOR MITHRANDIR
TIGER-ATTACK MITHRANDIR
VAMP MITHRANDIR
ZINE MITHRANDIR
ZINE WAS TO BE COV.9 MITHRANDIR
THIS IS IT!! THE ACME 1991 SLIDESHOW HINT: DURING THE AUTOSHOW, RIGHT BUTTON MEANS BREAK... FIRST OF ALL A COUPLE OF MESSAGES TO YOU ALL FROM MYSELF, MAZE OF ACME 1.DO NOT BLAME ALKMAN FOR THE COLOURS IN THE GREETINGS-ROUTINE. THEY ARE AN EXAMPLE OF MY DIVINE SUPERIORITY... 2.THANX TO THE MERRY BOYS OF FRANTIC, STARRAY AND MR.ROZZ FOR GIVING ME 'FIXSADDAM' AND 'LVR 3.01'. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE TWO AWESOME GUYS I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT THIS SLIDESHOW WOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED THIS YEAR... 3.TO THE CREATOR OF THE 'SADDAM VIRUS': YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE CODER... PLEASE CONTACT ME... OK, SOON SOME INCOHERENT TEXT WRITTEN AT THE PARTY IN PORSGRUNN, BUT FIRST A FEW KILOBYTES WRITTEN BY CLOROX (I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN MORE, BUT I'VE REWRITTEN THIS SCROLLTEXT THREE TIMES TONIGHT. ALL SAVES HAVE BEEN READ/WRITE ERRORS... (!!!NOT SADDAM!!!)) HI! THIS IS CLOROX OF ACME. IT'S HALF PAST 3 AND ABOUT 29 C HOT IT MY ROOM, OUTSIDE IT'S EVEN HOTTER. WE SHOULD HAVE RELEASED THIS SLIDESHOW AT THE PARTY IN PORSGRUNN. BUT THE FAMOUS SADDAM VIRUS INFECTED MAZE'S DISCS. SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE THIS ONE LATER. WELL, THE PARTY WAS OK. WE HAD RENTED TWO CARS (GOLF) AND I WAS ONE OF THE DRIVERS. TOTALLY 1300 KILOMETERS OF DRIVING!! ANYWAY, IT WAS CHEAPER THEN GOING BY AEROPLANE OR TRAIN. BUT THE ROADS IN NORWAY ARE NOT IN THE BEST CONDITION. AND THEY HAVE TRAFFIC CAMERAS EVERYWHERE!!! SO WHEN YOU FOUND A GOOD, LONG, STRAIGHT ROAD TO OVERTAKE SOME CARS THEN YOU COULDN'T DO IT BECAUSE OF THOSE DAMN CAMERAS. YOU MAY NOT DRIVE MORE THEN 90 KM PER HOUR IN NORWAY. IN SWEDEN YOU MAY AT LEAST DRIVE UP TO 110 KM PER HOUR. WE DROVE 140 KM PER HOUR(HEHE!). YOU ARE PROBABLY BORED READING ABOUT MY DRIVING CRAP. SO LETS CONTINUE WITH THE PARTY. WHEN WE ARRIVED AT THE PARTY THEY HAD INCREASED THE PRICE FROM 80 TO 100 NKR. LUCKY US! DIDN'T THE INVITATION SAY THAT NOTHING WAS GOING TO BE CHANGED? THAT THIS PARTY WAS GOING TO BE JUST AS THE INVITATION SAID. AND WHAT ABOUT THOSE SPECIAL COMPETITIONS? CANCELED!!! WOW! READ MORE ABOUT IT IN MY ARTICLE IN I.C.E.!! NOW I WILL GO AND SUN-BATHE. WHO WILL CONTINUE? .... YO I BELIVE THAT'S ME. AIRBRUSH KICK THE KEYS FOR THE GALLERY. YEAH, BOIIIIIIE! KICK DA BALLISTIX, GEE! I'M FEELING TIRED AND FONKEE, BUT I STILL AM AN ENTERTAINER, SO THE SHOW MUST GO ON! NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT MAJIC 12. DIVIDE IT BY 2 AND YOU GET WHAT I WANT (?). THAT MEANS THEY GOT SOME GOOD-LOOKING GIRLS. I JUST WONDER WHAT THEY DO. PERHAPS THEY ARE FOR DOMESTICS AND SEX (I KNOW I WOULD USE THEM FOR IT!). I'M PARTICIPATING IN DA GFX-COMPO, AND HOPE TO WIN BIGNUM OF BUCKS!! OUR PAL GAMBLER ISN'T HERE 'CAUSE HE'S HOMESICK. ELSE HE WOULD MOAN ABOUT BLACK CATS. HE IS IN LOVE WITH JOOP...(KEEP IT SECRET) WELL, NOW I'LL SHOVE THE KEYS IN QUARTZ HST-FACE.... WHAT CAN I SAY... I AM MORE THAN TOUCHED BY THE SELECTED WORD OF YOURS...HAIRFLUSH :-) HMMM... TO THE HOTTIEES IN MAJIC 12 EMIGRATE EHE? (WANK,WANK) INFACT ALL NICE LOOKING CHICKS (IN NORWAY) ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO CREATE A NEW BREED OF HUMAN SPICIES WITH THE *GUY*!! UNFUCKINGBELIVABLE HERE I AM SITTING AND (BURF!) EATING MY WEIGH IN PIZZAS.. AND TRYING TO BE FUNNIE!? WHAT CAN I SAY LOVE YA ALL! AND BEFORE I'M SIGNING OFF... >IF YA GOT THE CHANCE GET THE FUCK OUTAA HERE... NO, NO I AM HAVING A REALLY GOOD TIME HERE.. THANKS PALS..FRIENDS..FELLOWS..GUYS..SOMEONE!
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Credits:
Producer:
MAZE
Co-Producer:
ALKMAN
Project Leader:
CLOROX
Starring:
MITHRANDIR
AIRBRUSH
CARNAIL
CHARLIE
"Illumination II"
composed by
ILLUMINATOR
(former member)
Responsible publisher
CLOROX
Menu, Logos & Fonts
MITHRANDIR
Messagefont:
AUTHOR UNKOWN
Distribution by
AIRBRUSH
BLISH
CHARLIE
CLOROX
GAMBLER
PUNISHER
QUARTZ
Members of ACME are
AIRBRUSH
ALKMAN
BLISH
CHARLIE
CLOROX
GAMBLER
MAZE
MITHRANDIR
PUNISHER
QUARTZ
FLYING COMPLIMENTS
GOES TO:
ICEPIC OF EXPRESS
WULF OF MAYHEM
BOMBER AND PINHEAD OF
ANARCHY
EXORCIST OF CYCRON
GILIUS OF VOX DEI
BOBA FETT OF SHINING
KREATOR
SOOGA AND AMPHETAMINE
OF CYTAX
PRIDE OF FLASH PROD.
CHESTER OF BRAINSTORM
PROYCON OF DIGITECH
RON OF UGA SOFTWARE D.
BLACKSTAR OF CRB
THOMAS - DISASTER AREA
REFLEX OF ZERO DEFECTS
INSANE OF EQUINOX
CRUXX OF WIZZCAT
VULCANE OF DUAL CREW
SKID ROW
COMPANY
ENDLESS PIRACY
QUARTEX
AGILE
DEPODE & SLAYTANIC
SLAUGHTER OF AFL
FAST EDDIE OF ARCHAOS
TRONNY ROTTEN OF ALIVE
AIRBRUSH SENDS SPECIAL
GREETINGS TO
MR.DOOM / MAGIC LORDS
PRIDE/FLASH PRODUCTION
NAME / DESIRE
MIGHTY MUZ / VOGUE
BUBBLER /SANITY
AND RYGAR / DECADE....
GAMBLER IS TOO LAZY TO
SEND GREETINGS, EXCEPT
FOR SEXY GREETS TO
JOOP/BLACK CATS
AND UGLY GREETINGS TO
BENDJEN , BIGGEN
RED EYED PETE
FLAJJER , HARDY
BROTHERMAN
KITTE-KORVEN AND
FRANKA-KUNGEN-ROLFEN-
SICILLIANAREN-DON-KING
-ZZZZZ
ALSO GREETINGS TO
ABSOLUT VODKA
MICHELOB
AND BERETTA 92F
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FROM MAZE TO:
MOSH AND .MAYBE. TEEZE
STARRAY, MR.ROZZ AND
THE GUY WITH THE VECS
MEGAODI (BURP) (RAAAP)
AL OF SOCIETY
ALL THE MIKES I KNOW
MYSELF, FOR WORKING SO
HARD ON THIS APPELPIE
TROUBLE READING?
HERE WE GO AGAIN...
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NO! NOT THE LEFT ONE!!
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FROM CLOROX TO ALL MY
FRIENDS WORLDWIDE:
AMPHETAMINE - CYTAX
NICE TALKING TO YOU
KEEP UP THE GOOD
I.C.E.-WORK
PITY THAT YOU COULDNT
MAKE IT TO THE PARTY
UGA
HI RON! NICE ISSUE OF
NEWSFLASH. IT'S GET-
TING BETTER AND BETTER
MORE ARTICLES
PLEASE!!
BRAINSTORM
HI CHESTER! NICE TO
MEET YOU AT THE PARTY
BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU
WERE GOING TO STOCK-
HOLM THIS WEEK. WHY
DIDN'T YOU CALL ME??
I AND AIRBRUSH COULD
HAVE SHOWN YOU THE
BEST PLACES TO GO AND
HAVE FUN. I AM REALLY
DISAPPOINTED!
TELL ME, WHEN ARE YOU
GOING TO PUT A GFX-
FEATURE FOR YOUR ARTI
CLES?? IM WAITING!!
ZINE IS GOOD BUT COULD
BE EVEN BETTER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIGITECH
PROYCON! HAR DU
AENTLIGEN MUCKAT NU!!
CALL ME!
SHINING
HI BOBA FETT! NICE
LETTERS AND SENDINGS.
I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE
A NICE SUMMER HOLIDAY
CRYPTOBURNERS -
BLACKSTAR! WHAT'S UP?
DID YOU RELEASE 4TH
DIMENSION WITHOUT
SENDING ME IT??
I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT
YOUR PARTY??!!
KREATOR - WHAT'S
UP IN DOWNUNDER?
DIDN'T YOU GET MY
SENDING? OR DID THE
POST MANAGE TO SCREW
IT UP? WRITE OR CALL
ME SOON!
TRONNY ROTTEN OF ALIVE
YOU ARE THE COOLEST!
AND THE SOCIABLEST OF
ALL HACKERS IN THE
SCENE!!!! FROM ME
AND BLISH!!!
FRANTIC!!!
IT WAS VERY NICE TO
MEET YOU. HOPPAS VI
TRAEFFAS PA NAGOT
PARTY IGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MUSICIAN FROM
KHATARSIS - POLAND!!!
I DIDN'T GET YOUR
ADDRESS. PLEASE CONTA
CT ME!!! IT WAS VERY
NICE SPEAKING TO YOU
AND WE HOPE YOU WOULD
LIKE TO JOIN ACME!!
ALL MESSAGES FROM
* CLOROX *
AND NOW SOME MESSAGES
FROM AIRBRUSH
PRIDE:
-START PAINTING
GRAFFITI...
MR.DOOM:
-ALWAYS COOL..
KEEP IT UP!!
NAME:
-WHAT DID YOU LIKE
SPRAYKONST?
BUBBLER:
-NICE MEETING YOU AT
THE PARTY
TBB:
-WHAT DO YOU LIKE MY
ANSWERING MACHINE?
MIGHTY MUZ:
-THANX FOR YOUR
POSTCARD. SORRY WE
COULDN'T MEET IN
PORSGRUNN...
NOW SOME MESSYS FROM
GAMBLER...
JOOP:
-NICE TO HAVE SOME
GIRLS AS CONTACTS.
BIGGEN,BENGAN,HARRI,
PATA,JOMPA,FRANKA,
KITTEN AND PETTAN.
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!
YOU MUST KNOW THAT
GAMBLERS MESSAGES WAS
TYPED BY AIRBRUSH,
'CAUSE GAMBLER IS A
LAZY BASTARD
MAZE, THE TIRED AND
EXHAUSTED CODER OF
THIS SLIDESHOW WOULD
LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT
OUT TO THE FOLLOWING
TWO 'NORRLANDARE':
SWOSCH OF ANARKI SWE
FOR SENDING ME SO MANY
MANY NICE LITTLE BOYS
YOU STILL OWE ME TEXT
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MEGAODI OF CLASSIC
FOR FORCING ME TO
ADD A SPECIAL GREET
I HOPE YOU FOUND IT!!
NO TIME AND NO ENERGY
TO WRITE ANYTHING...