The Acme 1991 Slideshow
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   THE ACME 1991  
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AIRBRUSH                      MITHRANDIR
APACHE                        AIRBRUSH  
CUTE                          MITHRANDIR
DEATHVALLEY                   MITHRANDIR
DESWENTURADO                  MITHRANDIR
DRAGONS OF FLAMES             MITHRANDIR
FACES                         MITHRANDIR
FRIENDSHIP                    MITHRANDIR
I.C.E COVER 4                 AIRBRUSH  
MY WET DREAM                  MITHRANDIR
NEWSFLASH COVER 7             MITHRANDIR
NEWSFLASH TITLE               MITHRANDIR
NINJA                         CHARLIE   
PALLADIN OF LIGHT             CARNAIL   
PREDATOR                      MITHRANDIR
TIGER-ATTACK                  MITHRANDIR
VAMP                          MITHRANDIR
ZINE                          MITHRANDIR
ZINE WAS TO BE COV.9          MITHRANDIR



THIS IS IT!!                       THE ACME 1991 SLIDESHOW                                                  HINT: DURING THE AUTOSHOW, RIGHT BUTTON MEANS BREAK...               FIRST OF ALL A COUPLE OF MESSAGES TO YOU ALL FROM MYSELF, MAZE OF ACME              1.DO NOT BLAME ALKMAN FOR THE COLOURS IN THE GREETINGS-ROUTINE. THEY ARE AN EXAMPLE OF MY DIVINE SUPERIORITY...       2.THANX TO THE MERRY BOYS OF FRANTIC,  STARRAY AND MR.ROZZ  FOR GIVING ME 'FIXSADDAM' AND 'LVR 3.01'. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE TWO AWESOME GUYS I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT THIS SLIDESHOW WOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED THIS YEAR...            3.TO THE CREATOR OF THE 'SADDAM VIRUS': YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE CODER... PLEASE CONTACT ME...            OK, SOON SOME INCOHERENT TEXT WRITTEN AT THE PARTY IN PORSGRUNN, BUT FIRST A FEW KILOBYTES WRITTEN BY CLOROX (I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN MORE, BUT I'VE REWRITTEN THIS SCROLLTEXT THREE TIMES TONIGHT. ALL SAVES HAVE BEEN READ/WRITE ERRORS... (!!!NOT SADDAM!!!))         HI! THIS IS CLOROX OF ACME. IT'S HALF PAST 3 AND ABOUT 29 C HOT IT MY ROOM, OUTSIDE IT'S EVEN HOTTER. WE SHOULD HAVE RELEASED THIS SLIDESHOW AT THE PARTY IN PORSGRUNN. BUT THE FAMOUS SADDAM VIRUS INFECTED MAZE'S DISCS. SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE THIS ONE LATER. WELL, THE PARTY WAS OK. WE HAD RENTED TWO CARS (GOLF) AND I WAS ONE OF THE DRIVERS. TOTALLY 1300 KILOMETERS OF DRIVING!! ANYWAY, IT WAS CHEAPER THEN GOING BY AEROPLANE OR TRAIN. BUT THE ROADS IN NORWAY ARE NOT IN THE BEST CONDITION. AND THEY HAVE  TRAFFIC CAMERAS EVERYWHERE!!! SO WHEN YOU FOUND A GOOD, LONG, STRAIGHT ROAD TO OVERTAKE SOME CARS THEN YOU COULDN'T DO IT BECAUSE OF THOSE DAMN CAMERAS. YOU MAY NOT DRIVE MORE THEN 90 KM PER HOUR IN NORWAY. IN SWEDEN YOU MAY AT LEAST DRIVE UP TO 110 KM PER HOUR. WE DROVE 140 KM PER HOUR(HEHE!).  YOU ARE PROBABLY BORED READING ABOUT MY DRIVING CRAP. SO LETS CONTINUE WITH THE PARTY. WHEN WE ARRIVED AT THE PARTY THEY HAD INCREASED THE PRICE FROM 80 TO 100 NKR. LUCKY US! DIDN'T THE INVITATION SAY THAT NOTHING WAS GOING TO BE CHANGED? THAT THIS PARTY WAS GOING TO BE JUST AS THE INVITATION SAID. AND WHAT ABOUT THOSE SPECIAL COMPETITIONS? CANCELED!!! WOW! READ MORE ABOUT IT IN MY ARTICLE IN I.C.E.!! NOW I WILL GO AND SUN-BATHE. WHO WILL CONTINUE? ....                   YO I BELIVE THAT'S ME. AIRBRUSH KICK THE KEYS FOR THE GALLERY. YEAH, BOIIIIIIE! KICK DA BALLISTIX, GEE! I'M FEELING TIRED AND FONKEE, BUT I STILL AM AN ENTERTAINER, SO THE SHOW MUST GO ON! NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT MAJIC 12. DIVIDE IT BY 2 AND YOU GET WHAT I WANT (?). THAT MEANS THEY GOT SOME GOOD-LOOKING GIRLS. I JUST WONDER WHAT THEY DO. PERHAPS THEY ARE FOR DOMESTICS AND SEX (I KNOW I WOULD USE THEM FOR IT!). I'M PARTICIPATING IN DA GFX-COMPO, AND HOPE TO WIN BIGNUM OF BUCKS!! OUR PAL GAMBLER ISN'T HERE 'CAUSE HE'S HOMESICK. ELSE HE WOULD MOAN ABOUT BLACK CATS. HE IS IN LOVE WITH JOOP...(KEEP IT SECRET) WELL, NOW I'LL SHOVE THE KEYS IN QUARTZ HST-FACE....     WHAT CAN I SAY... I AM MORE THAN TOUCHED BY THE SELECTED WORD OF YOURS...HAIRFLUSH :-) HMMM... TO THE HOTTIEES IN MAJIC 12 EMIGRATE EHE? (WANK,WANK)    INFACT ALL NICE LOOKING CHICKS (IN NORWAY) ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO CREATE A NEW BREED OF HUMAN SPICIES WITH THE     *GUY*!!      UNFUCKINGBELIVABLE HERE I AM SITTING AND (BURF!) EATING MY WEIGH IN PIZZAS.. AND TRYING TO BE FUNNIE!? WHAT CAN I SAY      LOVE YA ALL! AND BEFORE I'M SIGNING OFF... >IF YA GOT THE CHANCE GET THE FUCK OUTAA HERE... NO, NO I AM HAVING A REALLY GOOD TIME HERE.. THANKS PALS..FRIENDS..FELLOWS..GUYS..SOMEONE!                                        



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             Credits:  
 
            Producer:
 
                MAZE
 
 
          Co-Producer:
 
              ALKMAN
 
 
         Project Leader:
 
              CLOROX
 
 
             Starring:
 
           MITHRANDIR
 
            AIRBRUSH
 
             CARNAIL
 
             CHARLIE
 
 
       "Illumination II"  
          composed by
 
          ILLUMINATOR
 
       (former member)
 
 
  Responsible publisher
 
           CLOROX
 
 
   Menu, Logos & Fonts
 
         MITHRANDIR
 
 
        Messagefont: 
 
       AUTHOR UNKOWN
 
 
       Distribution by
 
          AIRBRUSH
 
            BLISH
 
           CHARLIE
 
            CLOROX
 
           GAMBLER
 
           PUNISHER
 
           QUARTZ
 
 
    Members of ACME are 
 
         AIRBRUSH
         ALKMAN
         BLISH
         CHARLIE
         CLOROX
         GAMBLER
         MAZE
         MITHRANDIR
         PUNISHER
         QUARTZ 



FLYING COMPLIMENTS    
GOES TO:              
                      
  ICEPIC OF EXPRESS   
   WULF OF MAYHEM     
BOMBER AND PINHEAD OF 
      ANARCHY         
 EXORCIST OF CYCRON   
 GILIUS OF VOX DEI    
BOBA FETT OF SHINING  
      KREATOR         
SOOGA AND AMPHETAMINE 
      OF CYTAX        
PRIDE OF FLASH PROD.  
CHESTER OF BRAINSTORM 
PROYCON OF DIGITECH   
RON OF UGA SOFTWARE D.
  BLACKSTAR OF CRB    
THOMAS - DISASTER AREA
REFLEX OF ZERO DEFECTS
  INSANE OF EQUINOX   
  CRUXX OF WIZZCAT    
VULCANE OF DUAL CREW  
     SKID ROW         
      COMPANY         
  ENDLESS PIRACY      
      QUARTEX         
       AGILE          
  DEPODE & SLAYTANIC  
   SLAUGHTER OF AFL   
FAST EDDIE OF ARCHAOS 
TRONNY ROTTEN OF ALIVE
AIRBRUSH SENDS SPECIAL
     GREETINGS TO     
MR.DOOM / MAGIC LORDS 
PRIDE/FLASH PRODUCTION
    NAME / DESIRE     
  MIGHTY MUZ / VOGUE  
   BUBBLER /SANITY    
AND RYGAR / DECADE....
GAMBLER IS TOO LAZY TO
SEND GREETINGS, EXCEPT
  FOR SEXY GREETS TO  
   JOOP/BLACK CATS    
AND UGLY GREETINGS TO 
   BENDJEN , BIGGEN   
    RED EYED PETE     
   FLAJJER , HARDY    
      BROTHERMAN      
   KITTE-KORVEN AND   
FRANKA-KUNGEN-ROLFEN- 
SICILLIANAREN-DON-KING
-ZZZZZ                
  ALSO GREETINGS TO   
     ABSOLUT VODKA    
       MICHELOB       
   AND BERETTA 92F    
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FROM MAZE TO:         
MOSH AND .MAYBE. TEEZE
 STARRAY, MR.ROZZ AND 
THE GUY WITH THE VECS 
MEGAODI (BURP) (RAAAP)
    AL OF SOCIETY     
ALL THE MIKES I KNOW  
MYSELF, FOR WORKING SO
HARD ON THIS APPELPIE 
TROUBLE READING?      
   HERE WE GO AGAIN...
                      



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FROM CLOROX TO ALL MY
  FRIENDS WORLDWIDE:  


 AMPHETAMINE -  CYTAX 
 NICE TALKING TO YOU  
   KEEP UP THE GOOD   
     I.C.E.-WORK      
PITY THAT YOU COULDNT
MAKE IT TO THE PARTY 


         UGA         
HI RON! NICE ISSUE OF
NEWSFLASH. IT'S GET- 
TING BETTER AND BETTER
    MORE ARTICLES   
       PLEASE!!      


      BRAINSTORM     
 HI CHESTER! NICE TO  
MEET YOU AT THE PARTY
 BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU 
WERE GOING TO STOCK- 
 HOLM THIS WEEK. WHY  
 DIDN'T YOU CALL ME??



 I AND AIRBRUSH COULD
 HAVE SHOWN YOU THE  
BEST PLACES TO GO AND
 HAVE FUN. I AM REALLY
     DISAPPOINTED!


 TELL ME, WHEN ARE YOU
 GOING TO PUT A GFX- 
FEATURE FOR YOUR ARTI
CLES?? IM WAITING!!  
ZINE IS GOOD BUT COULD
   BE EVEN BETTER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


       DIGITECH      
   PROYCON! HAR DU
AENTLIGEN MUCKAT NU!!
       CALL ME!



       SHINING       
  HI BOBA FETT! NICE  
LETTERS AND SENDINGS.
 I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE
A NICE SUMMER HOLIDAY


    CRYPTOBURNERS -  
BLACKSTAR! WHAT'S UP?
 DID YOU RELEASE 4TH  
  DIMENSION WITHOUT  
   SENDING ME IT??    
 I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT  
    YOUR PARTY??!!   

 KREATOR     - WHAT'S 
   UP IN DOWNUNDER?
  DIDN'T YOU GET MY  
 SENDING? OR DID THE  
 POST MANAGE TO SCREW 
 IT UP? WRITE OR CALL 
       ME SOON!

TRONNY ROTTEN OF ALIVE

 YOU ARE THE COOLEST! 
AND THE SOCIABLEST OF
  ALL HACKERS IN THE  
  SCENE!!!! FROM ME   
     AND BLISH!!!

      FRANTIC!!!     

 IT WAS VERY NICE TO  
 MEET YOU. HOPPAS VI  
  TRAEFFAS PA NAGOT   
PARTY IGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

   THE MUSICIAN FROM
KHATARSIS - POLAND!!!
  I DIDN'T GET YOUR  
ADDRESS. PLEASE CONTA
CT ME!!! IT WAS VERY 
NICE SPEAKING TO YOU 
AND WE HOPE YOU WOULD
 LIKE TO JOIN ACME!! 



   ALL MESSAGES FROM
      * CLOROX *


AND NOW SOME MESSAGES
    FROM AIRBRUSH    

        PRIDE:
    -START PAINTING
      GRAFFITI...

       MR.DOOM:
    -ALWAYS COOL..   
     KEEP IT UP!!

        NAME:
 -WHAT DID YOU LIKE  
      SPRAYKONST?

      BUBBLER:       
-NICE MEETING YOU AT 
      THE PARTY      

        TBB:
-WHAT DO YOU LIKE MY 
 ANSWERING MACHINE?  
     MIGHTY MUZ:
   -THANX FOR YOUR
 POSTCARD. SORRY WE
  COULDN'T MEET IN
     PORSGRUNN...

NOW SOME MESSYS FROM 
      GAMBLER...
        JOOP:        
 -NICE TO HAVE SOME  
 GIRLS AS CONTACTS.  

BIGGEN,BENGAN,HARRI, 
 PATA,JOMPA,FRANKA,  
  KITTEN AND PETTAN.
  FUCK ALL OF YOU!!  


 YOU MUST KNOW THAT  
GAMBLERS MESSAGES WAS
 TYPED BY AIRBRUSH,  
 'CAUSE GAMBLER IS A 
    LAZY BASTARD     


 MAZE, THE TIRED AND 
 EXHAUSTED CODER OF  
THIS SLIDESHOW WOULD 
LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT 
OUT TO THE FOLLOWING 
 TWO 'NORRLANDARE':  


SWOSCH OF ANARKI SWE 
FOR SENDING ME SO MANY
MANY NICE LITTLE BOYS
YOU STILL OWE ME TEXT
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  MEGAODI OF CLASSIC 
  FOR FORCING ME TO  
 ADD A SPECIAL GREET 
I HOPE YOU FOUND IT!!



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