Oh No! Not Another One of Those Bob-Demos
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      OH NO!  NOT ANOTHER OF THOSE BOB-DEMOS!!!!        ...DONT WORRY I WILL NOT BORE YOU WITH ANY SHIT LIKE    'LETS ADD ANOTHER 347 BOBS'   OR     'DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY 157*39 65 BPL 4096 COL REAL-TIME BOBS THERE ARE ONSCREEN?' (YOU CAN ALWAYS TRY TO COUNT THEM!)       THIS IS MOOSE OF D*MOB WRITING...    SINCE EVERYBODY ELSE SEEMS TO DO BOB-DEMOS I HAD TO MAKE ONE OF MY OWN.       THIS DEMO WAS MEANT TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING IN ONE MORE BOB THAN SOMEBODY ELSE SO I HOPE YOU LIKE IT (I DO)...     IF SOMEONE READ THE SCROLL IN OUR LAST DEMO YOU MIGHT REMEMBER IT SAID THAT WE SHOULD RELEASE OUR VECTOR-DEMO THIS WEEK.   WELL, THE REASON FOR THIS DELAY IS THAT IM VERY BORED AT THAT ONE AFTER ALMOST THREE WEEKS OF PROGRAMMING, SO I DID THIS ONE INSTEAD!   I CAN PROMISE THAT THE WAIT WILL BE WORTH IT THOUGH...    OTHER FUTURE D*MOB PRODUCTIONS INCLUDE A COPYPROGRAM (CALLED D.COPY BY THE WAY...), A CRUNCHER AND OF COZ SOME DEMOS AND INTROS...    WELL IT SEEMS I FORGOT TO TELL YOU WHO DID THE MEGA-MUSIC FOR THIS DEMO...   ORPHEUS!      (A LITTLE CHANGE FROM HIS USUAL ACIDFREAKOUTS!)     AND THIS FONT WAS PIXELED BY JASON...       HERE COMES THE CONTACT ADDRESSES - IF YOU ARE NOT A EXTREMELY FAST WRITER YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PRESS RMB TO FREEZE THE SCROLL...    HERE WE GO:     TO CONTACT D*MOB WRITE TO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING ADDRESSES:     CREATOR   PL 1241 HALLBROS   621 48  VISBY   SWEDEN   OR CALL: +46 (0)498-64817  (AMIGA AND VHS)         CAD   ELLESKAR 13   371 40  KARLSKRONA   SWEDEN        XOR   VIRVELVINDSV. 4 I    222 27  LUND   SWEDEN       ONE OF OUR CODERS, ODIN IS RIGHT NOW DOING THE MILITARY SERVICE (POOR BOY!) SO WE MIGHT NEED A NEW CODER OR TWO. THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU ARE A GOOD CODER OR CRACKER AND WANT TO JOIN US, THEN WRITE TO US!   SORRY BUT NOONE ELSE IS WANTED...       AND NOW SOME VERY GOOD NEWS!  I ORDERED MY XMEM TODAY...  NO MORE WILL I HAVE TO BORROW CREATORS TO PUT MY DEMOS TOGETHER!!        IS IT SOMEBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS SEEN OUR MUSICDISK 2?   IN THAT CASE WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT THE COW ON THE LOAD SCREEN?. SOME PEOPLE IN D*MOB DIDNT LIKE IT AT ALL...  (DOM KANSKE HAR KOSKRAECK???)     AARG! I JUST PUT IN THE NEW SOUNTRACKER PLAYROUTINE (2.4) AND FOUND OUT THAT IT TAKES MARGINALLY MORE TIME TO EXECUTE!  THIS MIGHT NOT SEEM VERY IMPORTANT BUT IT RESULTED IN ME HAVING TO TAKE AWAY ONE BOB FROM EVERY MOVEMENT I HAVE!! (ABOUT 35-40 IN ALL)  LIFE IS HARD SOMETIMES...        MESSAGE TO TEC OF IT: I SAW YOUR BOBDEMO AND THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE COOL. HOWEVER I DONT LIKE TRANSPARENT BOBS SO I USE OUTLINES FOR MINE...  IM NOT SURE IF I DONT EVEN THINK THATS TO CHEAT IN A WAY...      MESSAGE TO CASCADE SWEDEN:   THERE ARE UP TO 385 BOBS ONSCREEN SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR 360 BOBS AND YOUR SMALL 1 BPL SCROLL AND STICK IT UP SOMEWHERE!    WITH YOUR SMALL FONT I RECKON I COULD HAVE PUT IN AT LEAST 50-60 MORE...       WELL I THINK THATS ALL I HAD TO SAY SO ILL JUST HAND THE KEYS OVER TO SOMEONE ELSE...             G'DAY LADS! IT'S ORPHEUS TYPING. WELL I HATE WRITING SCROLLS BUT I DONT WANT ALL MY FANS TO BE DISAPPOINTED SO I'LL HAVE TO WRITE SOME LINES. LINE LINE LINE LINE LINE STOP! OK LET'S GET SERIOUS. WHAT DO YA THINK OF THIS PIECEE OF MUSIC????? GOOD OFCOZ!! BUT WAIT! SOON I'LL GET MY  RAM EXTENSION CARD! THEN YOU REALLY GONNA HEAR SOME COOL STUFF! WELL SOON CREATOR COMES AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO WATCH SOME VIDEOFILMS.SO I'LL HAND OVER THE KEYBOARD TO SOMEONE ELSE..... SCHAJME, THIS IS JASON SMASHING THE KEYS. FIRST A QUESTION TO CAD: WHATS THE MATTER DONT YOU LIKE NICE LITTLE COWS? IF SOMEONE HAS ANY COMPLAINS ON OUR SCROLL THAT WE WROTE IN THE D*MOB MUSICDISK 2 : E NI SAA DJAEVLA BRA SJAELVA DAA? HOWEVER I WILL ALSO LET YOU KNOW THAT IM NOT AT ALL A LAZY MEMBER, ITS JUST SO THAT I CANT KEEP UP WITH OUR OVERACTIVE MUSICMAKER ORPHEUS. NOW TO A LITTLE PROBLEM..... ITS ABOUT THE ENTERTAINMENT (GAMES) I HAVENT SEEN A NEW GAME FOR A LONG TIME AT LEAST NOT A GOOD ONE. WHATS THE MATTER, HAVE I MISSED IT ALL OR COULD IT BE THAT OUR SWAPPER KEEPS ALL THE GOOD STUFF HIMSELF?  AND NOW A MESSAGE TO UZI AND ZAK: I LIKED YOUR DEMO! AND ALSO A VERY WELCOME TO OUR NEW CODER: AZTEC WHO  LEFT NORTHERN LIGHTS AND JOINED US INSTEAD ITS GETTING LATE AND I AM AT THE D*MOB HQ IN VISBY(?) TO BE EXACT ITS AT MOOSES PLACE BUT I THINK I BETTER FINISH WRITING NOW COZ I HAVE TO STUDY FOR A TEST TOMORROW. AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT A MAN WITH THREE BOTTOMS....     JUST KIDDING....             HI!!!! THIS IS CREATOR WRITING!!!   FIRST I WANT TO GIVE SOME PERSONS SOME PERSONAL GREETINGS AND MESSAGES.....     TJR OF WIZZCAT... HI! ITS VERY NICE TO SWAP WITH YOU AND OFCOZ YOU WILL GET A SPECIAL GREET!!        MADMANIAC... ARE YOU A MEMBER OF FAT AGNUS NOW OR WHAT???      HOPE YOU ARENT THAT LAME THAT YOU WERE WHEN I SPOKE TO YOU LAST TIME            ANTIACTION OF DEFJAM... WHATS UP??? WHY DONT YOU RELEASE ANYTHING???            DR.J OF THE AVENGER HAWKS... IT IS VERY NICE TO SWAP WITH YOU AND I HOPE YOU WILL COME TO SWEDEN AND MAYBE I COULD MEET YOU BY THE WAY DR.J ARENT YOU COMING TO THE COPYPARTY IN SWEDEN IN GOTHENBURG. I HOPE YOU CAN            THATS ALL THE MESSAGES!!! JUST NOW MOOSE IS OUT AND TRIES TO GET A MOVIE BOX SO WE COULD COPY SOME FILMS!     NOW I DONT THINK THAT I CAN CATCH MORE WORDS TO WRITE SO GOOD BYE..........          ......HEY EVERYBODY OUT THERE HERE'S XOR WRITING SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES TO SOME OF MY PALS (????). FIRST ONE GOES TO SOME OF MY MANY CONTACTS I HAD TO LEAVE BEHIND...I HAD TOO MANY CONTACTS SO I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MIND TOO MUCH!!....RON OF S.O.S....ARE YOU DEAD OR SOMETHING??? YOU'D BETTER SEND SOMETHING SOON......AWCY AND (B)OOZE OF CLONES. HAVE WRITTEN TO THE GIRLIES YET?? IF YOUR LUCKY MAYBE ONE OUT OF HUNDRED WILL ANSWER. DO ME A FAVOUR GUYS..COME TO GOTEBORG IN NOVEMBER....NEWTON OF E.S.A. HOPE WE CAN START THAT BASE SOON GUYS.....WILD CHILD OF BOUNTY. COOL NAME GUYS, THANX FOR ALWAYS(ALMOST) NEW WARES.....BIZ OF POWERDRIVE HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR GROUP MADE AN INTRO FOR A GROUP CALLED FRONT????.....ENERGY WEST-GERMANY. HOW LONG WAS IT SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU SENT?? 1 WEEK? NO! MORE LIKE ONE YEAR.....SPIROU OF MAFFIA. HEY COOL GUY. THANKS FOR THE GREAT STUFF(CONTACT SPIROU IF YA WANT HOT WARES).....ORGASMUS(COOL NAME) OF GHOSTRIDERS.   RETURN BOTH MINE AND CAD'S DISKS SOON!.....THE LOST BOYS. THE SAME GOES FOR YOU AS FOR GHOSTRIDERS.....SBT OF BROWBEAT. HAVING FUN PLAYING THAT D&D???...CLEVER & SMART OF KEFRENS. GOOD MEGADEMO GUYS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.....TST OF CULT. I AGREE WITH YOU, ACTION FORCE WASN'T SUCH A COOL NAME.....FRAXION. SEND SOON YOU GUYS!!....PUBLIC ENEMIES. REAL CRUEL ACID-DEMO OF YOURS......IBB NORWAY.  SEND BACK MY DISKS NOW!!!.....REBELS.    HOPE TO SEE YA IN GOTEBORG IN NOVEMBER (BE THERE OR BE DISAPPOINTED!).....MR ACID OF IPEC U.K. HOW ABOUT THOSE ACID-TAPES?? SEND SOME IF YA GOT ANY!.....SAVAGE. YOU REALLY HAVE GREAT STUFF, LET'S SEE IF YOUR COPY-PROGGY WILL BE FASTER AND BETTER THAN OURS (GREAT COMPETITION, EH?)....RALPHY OF MEGADEATH & CHAOS.    MAYBE YA CAN CALL ME SOME OTHER TIME IF 'THE THING' WORKS......ORPHEUS OF EXTERMINATORS.   HOPE YOUR DISKMAGAZINE WILL BE GOOD......BELGIAN BRAINS. THANX FOR THE GOOD SENDINGS!....FANY OF PHOENIX. STILL WAITING FOR THAT PHOTO,STEPHANIE, HOPE YOU'RE GOOD-LOOKING...    THINK THAT'S ALL... SORRY IF THERE WEREN'T ANY MEZZY FOR YOU. BY THE WAY, A REALLY BIG FINGER TO THE LAMERS IN CASCADE SWEDEN, THE CHOICE FOR LAMERS- CASCADE SWEDEN, HOW IS IT GOING WITH THE SWAPPING PETRUS(COOL NAME!)??? I (XOR) DON'T WANNA GET IN TOUCH WITH ANY MORE GROUPS IN SCANDINAVIA, IF YA LIVE IN SCANDINAVIA AND WANNA GET IN TOUCH WITH D*MOB YOU CAN WRITE TO EITHER CREATOR OR CAD. THAT'S ALL FOR DIS TIME. XOR SIGNING OFF. SAY YES TO THE BEST- XOR....    AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:   THE GREETINGS...          D*MOB SENDS GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING SOLOS & GROUPS (A-Z ORDER):         ABANDOM $ ABYSS $ ACCUMULATORS $ ACID FORCE $ ACTION FORCE $ ALCATRAZ $ ALIVE $ ALPHAFLIGHT $ ALTAIR $ AMIGA INDUSTRIES $ AMILINK COMPUTING $ ANNIHILATOR $ ARMADA $ AVENGER $ AVOID $ BELGIAN BRAINS $ BOLERO $ BOUNTY $ BRAINSTORM $ BROWBEAT $ BYTERAPERS $ CLONES $ COCA-COLA GANG $ COCON $ COMPLEX $ CONTRAST $ CRIME $ CURE $ CYBERNETICS $ CYBORG POWER SYSTEM $ DEATHSTAR $ DEFJAM $ DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY $ DISKNET $ DRUIDS $ ECF $ ELIMINATION $ ELIMINATORS $ ENERGY $ EUROPEAN SOFTWARE AGENCY $ EXOCET $ EXTACY $ EXTERMINATORS $ F.C.C. $ FAIRLIGHT $ FLASH PRODUCTIONS $ FRAXION $ FREE ACCESS $ FREEDOM FORCE $ FREESTYLE U.K. $ HORIZON $ IPEC ELITE U.K. $ ITALIAN BAD BOYS $ IVORY $ KEFRENS $ LORDS OF CONQUEST $ MAFFIA $ MASTERCREW $ MEGADETH U.K. $ MR.BOND $ MUTANTS $ NEMESIS $ NEW STYLE INC. $ NO LIMITS $ NONSTOP $ NORTHERN LIGHTS $ NUKEBUSTERS $ ODYSSEY $ PHENOMENA $ PHOENIX $ PLASMA FORCE $ POLARSTAR $ POWERDRIVE $ PSI $ PUBLIC ENEMIES $ REBELS $ RIGOR MORTIS $ SAVAGE $ SOFTWARE OF SWEDEN $ SPECIAL BROTHERS $ SPECTRE $ SPIRIT $ TACS $ TERRORVISION $ THE AVENGER HAWKS $ THE BAND $ THE DUAL CREW $ THE LAWBREAKERS $ THE LOST BOYS $ THE ROUND CIRCLE $ TOP SWAP $ TRILOGY $ U-238 $ UNIQUE $ VISION $ WHITE FENCE $ WIZZCAT ....   AND THE SPECIAL GREETINGS GOES TO:TJR OF WIZZCAT       AND THERE IT ENDS...       AND SO DOES THE SCROLL IM SORRY TO SAY, SEE YOU IN ANOTHER D*MOB PRODUCTION...     AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:  D*MOB FOR CLASS AND QUALITY...                                                                                BLUNDA CAD OCH SLAYER...                "#"#"#